Yet, another reason I don't frequent strip clubs

I have never been a person who likes strip clubs.

In fact, in my 35 ½ years, I have only been to a strip club five times. And, quite honestly, only once did I enjoy myself. It was on a Tuesday night at Club Peanuts, in Los Angeles, California. That's was the night for girl-on-girl lap dances. I had a very enjoyable night.

But, that was a long time ago.

Anyway, yesterday I was reading an article about Tempest Storm, an 80-year old Las Vegas stripper. She boasts that she does it classy. And she is actually, the headliner of the show.

I can't even imagine my reaction if I was to patronize that club and all of a sudden she came on the stage and got naked.

I don't know if I would laugh or cry.

I do know that I would not be aroused, and I certainly wouldn't be asking for a lap dance.

Maybe, they should offer the following disclaimer prior to her coming on the stage:

"If you experience an erection at all during the following performance, you should seek help and consult a doctor"

There isn't enough Viagra in the world.

The Wizard has spoken