What happened to Michael Jackson

First, he changed himself from a black man to his own species.

Then, he transformed his face. He now looks like a ghoul.

And now, he has changed religions. Michael Jackson is now a Muslim. He used to be a Jehovah's Witness.

He also changed his name from Michael to Mikaeel.

Apparently, Mikaeel converted to Islam a few days ago during a ceremony held at a friend's house.

If a normal person did these things, it would be odd. But, we all know Mikaeel is not normal. From the zoo in his backyard, to the former pet chimpanzee, to admitting that he would rather climb trees than have sex.

And, of course, there were those charges.

I do find it strange though that Mikaeel would choose Islam.

It would seem like he would've chosen to become Catholic.

The Wizard has spoken.